“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via stay-ocean-minded)
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me
(Source: skullmarrow, via shitttthappens)
